Pfniglu'y Cthulhu F'taghn (traduction approximative !)

Voici une nouvelle du mythe de Cthlhu Intitulée "Moi, Cthulhu", écrite par la genialissime Neil Gaiman, scénariste du comic book "Sandman"(entre autres), ami de Pratchett et co-auteur de "De Bons Présages" avec ce dernier, auteur de "American Gods", "Neverwhere", "Stardust" etc.

C'est une nouvelle ou Cthulhu dicte ses mémoires à un humain.

C'est con, c'est en anglais...

Citation :

We are going out, said Hastur to me. Would you like to accompany us?

We? I asked him. Who’s we?

Myself, he said, Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth, Nyarlathotep, Tsathogghua , Ia ! Shub Niggurath, young Yuggoth and a few others. You know, he said, the boys. (I am freely translating for you here, Whateley, you understand. Most of them were a-, bi-, or trisexual, and old Ia! Shub Niggurath has at least a thousand young, or so it says. That branch of the family was always given to exaggeration). We are going out, he concluded, and we were wondering if you fancied some fun.

Citation :

So I came to Earth, and in those days it was a lot wetter than it is today. A wonderful place it was, the seas as rich as soup and I got on wonderfully with the people. Dagon and the boys (I use the word literally this time). We all lived in the water in those far-off times, and before you could say Cthulhu fthagn I had them building and slaving and cooking. And being cooked, of course.

Ca se trouve dans le commerce?

nan, ça s'imprimle... quelques pages, dont voici le lien (je pensais l'avoir mis plus haut, honte à moi !)


http://www.neilgaiman.com/exclusive/shortstories/chulthhustory

et ensuite :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epHPiYPlmPk&mode=related&search=

de la HPLovecraft Historical Society

Waaaaaaa, c'est Noël!

Chouette nouvelle en tout cas, content d'apprendre que Cthuluh est né par une lune gibbeuse.

P't'être que l'ancien videur du Squaw est un cousin de Cthlhu ? Un des rejetons de Ia! Shub-Niggurath ?